function random_text() {}; var random_text = new random_text(); var number = 0; random_text[number++] = " $\"Irene$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Brian$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Kelsey$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Geert$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"John$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Alfredo$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Charles$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Thomas$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Kim$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Chris$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Craig$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"David$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Patrick$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Eric$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Jeff$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Murray$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Sarah$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Robert$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Randy$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Eric$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Charles$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Michael$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"John$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Bob$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Dave$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Bernard$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Travis$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Sallie$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Mark$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Mike$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Michael$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Elise$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Dan$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Jennifer$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Jennifer$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Russ$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Lisa$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Nancy$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Beth$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Ray$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"David$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Chuck$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Sam$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Elizabeth$ " random_text[number++] = " $\"Sarah$ " var random_number = Math.floor(Math.random() * number); document.write(random_text[random_number]);